MIND THE GAP WITH HELMUT (16 AUGUST 2026)
Do You Know What YourvName Means
1. Calvin – means hairless or bald, so if you are bald, consider yourself baptized in the name of Eagle FM and from now henceforth you shall be called Calvin the hairless one.
2. Edward – Means guardian of property, so if you are a security guard, you are an Edward.
3. Cameron – Means crooked or bent nose, so any Cameron with a straight nose equals misinformation of the highest order.
⚠️ This is a COMEDY show. If you take any of it seriously, Eagle FM and its staff will not be held responsible for your heart attack.