6th June 2025  /  EAGLE FM

Brown Mense Must Be Crazy

God or evolution, depending on which one you subscribe to, took people with less melanin and put them where there’s less sunlight and people with melanin in more sunlight places because they can withstand it.

As we speak, lighskinned people use artificial melanin a.k.a sunscreen to protect themselves from sunlight exposure, which makes sense but the thing is the brown mense are applying melanin lessening creams and then putting on artificial melanin to protect themselves from sunlight exposure. Crazy world.

⚠️ This is a COMEDY show. If you take any of it serious, Eagle FM and its staff will not be responsible for your heart attack.