MIND THE GAP WITH HELMUT (15 MARCH 2026)

15th March 2026  /  EAGLE FM

Fun Fact:
Japanese researchers at Kyoto University of Medicine found that the length of a man’s nose is directly promotional to the size of his Captain Downstairs. Translation, the smaller the nose, well you get the picture and the bigger the nose, well you get the picture.

One talking stage mystery solved, ladies, thank the Japanese.