MIND THE GAP WITH HELMUT (16 NOVEMBER 2025)
Am just online minding my own business then boom, an email from a very hot and loaded Nigeria princess.
In our introduction I tell her I am from Namibia, she goes which part, I say, Usakos. She asks me what it means and I freeze for a bit but then my wisdom kicks in and I go, it means Food for Americans (USA). USA-KOS, kos means food in Afrikaans, one of our official languages.